Are you ready for a virtual tour of our beautiful city? My name is Randi and I’ll be your tour guide today! Here we are on Main St. in Downtown Dildopolis, as you can see, we’ve got a very distinctive skyline! Dildopolis is a huge city, but don’t worry I won’t let you get lost; you can always find what you’re looking for by following the handy map on the left side of the screen.
As you navigate our fair city I’ll tell you about our trivia, sights, and landmarks like the G-Spot Club. I know all the movers and shakers, so I can introduce you to the famous Chef Ken A. Lingus, if you’re interested he might just whip something tasty up for you to try! We can even tour our warehouse district to see all the amazing sextoys we have -they are our biggest exports!
Whether you’re visiting us for a sexy weekend or planning an extended vacation, Dildopolis is the ultimate destination for all your fantasies. Can’t get away to our couples resort on Climax Beach? Then bring Dildopolis to you, check out our sexy gifts and toys that can be delivered straight to your front door.
Have a great time shopping Dildopolis, the City of Sensuality! After all, Dildopolis is the premier source for vibrators, dildos, lubes, lingerie, and other sensual items!
If you have any questions, contact the Mayor of Dildopolis today!